For Sale On eBay: A Lifelong Friendship

Up for bidding is my friendship. This never expires and grows with time so think of it as an investment. Benefits of this friendship include phone calls when having a bad day or need advice. Which I am pretty good at giving.

Also I am a computer tech so I also offer free tech support for all of your computer needs. I have spent many years networking with people from all over the world and have become kind of the go to guy when ever someone needs something done. So you will also have access to my network of friends and associates. I will include a certificate stating that I am your friend for life.