Gimme this! Gimme that! For hundreds of years the children of the world have been making outrageous and unfair demands from a lovely old man who doesn't even have a pension plan. Well, kids, we hope you're happy.
The old man has finally snapped. As a direct result of your voracious and selfish requests, Santa has had an identity, a mid-life, a gender and an alcohol crisis all at the same time. Shame on you! Are you happy now? Are you?
(via Robert-John)
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