Come To Brooksville: We've Covered Our Wounds

Thinking about a vacation? Be sure to consider Brooksville, Florida, USA. In addition to everything else Brooksville has to offer - three city parks, a nine-hole golf course, and 'an excellent library' - Brooksville can now assure visitors that
each and every one of its city employees will be wearing underwear while on duty and all of their cuts or wounds will now be covered.

(via Boing Boing)