Pee Without Noise Stool

You could sit, but not only is that unbecoming a man, you also risk splashing the rim. Enter the Pee Without Noise Stool. Kneeling on its soft cushions positions you at the exact right height to land your stream in the bowl at a much-reduced velocity and volume level.

This simple, elegant tool could save your dignity, your relationship, or even your life (if there's a robber in the house but you just have to go).

(via Random Good Stuff)