15 Things Men Say That They Would Do If They Could

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What do you say you would do if you could but then wouldn't because you would just have to roll over and play chicken? Mix your metaphors?

You've heard it all before, the testosterone fuelled boast that, hell yeah, if they were just given the chance they could do that. Plus they would make a great job of it too - much better than most. Of course it is mostly to impress women but does it?

(via Robert-John)