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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Bacon Robots

Use our simple reservation system to schedule your appointment when you want it, and select the type and quantity of bacon. Do not make a mistake when filling out your information. Lying to the computer is punishable by death.

When your appointment comes, a specially-trained BaconRobots android will arrive, ready to cook bacon. Within ninety minutes of her arrival, our android will have a flaming hot plate of bacon for you to eat. You never knew mostly-synthetic bacon could taste this good.


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