Super Spork

They said it couldn't be done! That brilliant invention called The Spork has now been bested with the Super Spork! A common spork is an eating utensil with a spoon on one end and a fork on the other. But the Super Spork also has a knife built right in!

So now you can eat with one hand - scooping with the spoon, stabbing with the fork, and cutting with the knife - while your other hand does whatever it damn well pleases.