Awake to your next fire calm and refreshed with DigiPliance's Peaceful Progression Smoke Alarm. Choose the perfect way for your family to wake up - from the peaceful sounds of the rainforest, to the celebration of Dixieland jazz, or the hot pulse of the Caribbean - because a fire doesn't have to be a disaster.
No, the products aren't real. But the empty boxes are. Wrap your otherwise forgettable gift in an Onion gift box, and watch as they struggle to feign enthusiasm for a smoke detector that would probably kill them. Or take joy as their faces fall upon realizing there is no such thing as a smoke alarm that awakes them with ambient light and soothing odors - just a crappy bric-a-brac inside you waited until the last moment to buy.
(via Karlson & McKenzie)
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