Zombie Harmony is not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, Zombie Harmony cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Zombie Harmony
Zombie Harmony is a dating service for zombies, and for zombies only. You can sign up for Zombie Harmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings.
Zombie Harmony is not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, Zombie Harmony cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.
Zombie Harmony is not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, Zombie Harmony cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.
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