How To Cook An Alien

How to cook an alien? Why should you eat aliens? Because aliens come here uninvited, they ate Elvis, they mutilate our cattle, and probe abductees by shoving probes in their rectum and performing other unspeakable acts upon unsuspecting victims.

They are plentiful, more plentiful than the strained seas and land resources, and they seem to be coming in increasing numbers. They taste good if prepared well and their meat is safer than British beef.

That's why you should eat aliens.