Weird Sound Generator

The Weird Sound Generator makes wacky, zany, weird, and unusual sounds. They stimulate brain cell growth in humans and pets.

Exposure of fetus to Weird Sounds promotes genius and prodigy...ism. Exposure of adolescents to Weird Sounds promotes respect and admiration for parents. Exposure of octogenarians to Weird Sounds reduces flatulence.


This project was personally endorsed by Albert Einstein who, while alive, looked into the future and declared: 'Zom day zomvun iss goink to make a very veird zound generator.' Not many people know this fact but now you do.

Weird Sound Generator.