Fastest Time To Recite All 50 United States In Alphabetical Order While Being Hit In The Head With Wooden Spoons

It's a new world record. No, not the title above, although it's the longest title of a post ever to appear on The Presurfer.

The world record was set by Brian Pierce who recited all 50 U.S. states in alphabetical order in 21.20 seconds while being hit in the head with two wooden spoons.