The Office Kid

Don't have kids but want all of the profits that your co-workers have?
With The Office Kid kit, you'll soon find that exploiting the joys of parenthood have never been easier. With one simple kit, you can do as your co-workers with children do. Make excuses, miss work, and blame it all on your kid.

When you receive your kit all you have to do is name your kid, and then display a picture of a child and work of children's art. The kit also comes with a list of suggested excuses.